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Ea-ha-hah!
Fat Cat's pulling away!
Not for long, pally!
Give it up you Rescue Rodents!
The Maltese mouse is mine!
Aha-ha-ha-hah!
No way, Fat Cat!
It's going back to the museum where it belongs.
Monty! Stop us!
I'd love to Gadget!
But my brakes are out!
Wonderful! We'll lose them in the traffic.
B-b-but... But boss!
Get going!
Yikes!
Hang on mates!
Steady! Steady!
Wyyh!
My mouse!
B-b-boss!
U-a-a-aha!
La la la-la... La la la-la la...
Stay close kids and keep out of trouble!
Ahhh!
We did it!
We saved the Maltese Mouse.
Put us down! Mamma, help!
My babies!
A-ah!
I'm so glad you're prompt,
I didn't want to to keep the little ones
hanging. Ha ha ha!
Quite a dilemma isn't it
my ridiculous Rangers:
save the kiddies or keep the statue.
Oops!
A-ah!
Mamma!
Go ahead, give it to him.
Hand it over rat-bag!
Now let them go, Fat Cat!
Ahh, your wish is my command.
A-a-a-ah!
You're safe now princess.
Ol' Monterey Jack has ya.
Are you all right?
A-ha...
You saved me!
You're my hero!
Fat Cat's gone!
And he took the Maltese Mouse with him.
You saved my girls...
How can I... ever... thank... you...
Whe-e-eh! Yippee! O-hoh!
Golly, this place is a mess!
Really? Looks better than Dale's room.
Do you realize what you've done?!
I have guests coming tonight!
Binky!
Golly, guys, this mess is our fault.
Maybe we could offer to baby sit.
What a marvelous idea!
You can keep them the night.
That way I can clean and entertain my guests!
It'll be fun, a real adventure.
Mother! I'm too old to be baby sat.
But I'll go along to help Chipper with the baby.
And over here we monitor all sorts of news reports.
I bet you invented all of this, didn't you Chipper?
Actually, it was Gadget. She's a real genius.
No further information
on the mysterious museum theft of the Maltese Mouse.
The artifact is valued at...
It's all so exciting Chipper!
I want to see everything.
E-eh... Sure, but could you not call me Chipper?
Are you guys coming?
Be there in half a blink, Chip.
O-oh! I could cook the most wonderful meals
in a kitchen like this.
I'll learn all your favorite recipes.
Monty.
E-heh, looks like the little missy
could use a bit of a snack.
OK, Gadget and I will show Tammy the workshop.
Oh, Gadget doesn't have to come, Chipper.
It's her workshop.
And don't call me Chipper!
I learned to slice an apple this way
from a food-crazed ninja gerbil.
Hiii ya!
Isn't Gadget the greatest! What a girl!
She's OK if you like that sort of person.
Chipper, I'm sure there's much more exciting stuff
to show me then Gadget's smelly old workshop.
Hey! Wait for me!
Oh shoot!
I haven't seen an appetite like that
since I fell in to a river of Amazon piranhas.
Wow!
What?! You lost Bink?!
No problem Chipper, there she is.
She's such a child.
I'm a pilot!
Hold on Bink!
We'll save you!
Look out!
I've got you!
A-a-a-a-ah!
This baby sitting business may end up killing us.
Great shot, Gadget.
That harpoon of yours saved the day!
Golly, thanks, Chip.
But, Chipper! You were the brave one.
So heroic!
Oh, yeah, Chipper! So heroic!
Isn't Chipper wonderful?
But, Chipper!
We have Rescue Ranger stuff to do!
You are not a Rescue Ranger!
You are just a kid!
But Chipper!
And don't call me Chipper!
I am not a kid!
I'll do something to prove to Chip
that I can be every bit as good as Gadget!
Those kids are a pain.
I'll sure be glad when they're gone!
I'm surprised at you, Chip.
Huh?
You hurt Tammy's feelings!
How could you be so hard on her?
She likes you, you big dummy!
No! I was just... I mean, I...
O-o-oh...
I'm, uh, sorry I was mean, Tammy.
I like you, really. It's just that...
What?
Aah!
She's taken Bink!
They've gone to Fat Cat's to get the Maltese Mouse!
See, pallys? I told you those guards would be no problem!
This is still a stupid plan.
Naw, it's perfect!
They think we're the night's entertainment!
And who could turn away a couple of cuties like you?
We are doomed!
All right, mates. Do your stuff.
Now's your chance.
Just keep 'em busy while we look for the kids.
Come on, baby!
If you want this back,
you have to pucker up for Warty-poo!
The casino is really jumpin' tonight.
Yeah. Fat Cat ought to be real pleased.
Uh, let's you and me get a little co-zy.
I think this elevator leads to Fat Cat's office.
Go down and...
Now, my precious mousie,
I must find the proper place to display you!
And now, ladies and gents,
for a bit of toe-tappin' merriment,
brought to you by your host,
that extraordinary master of mischief,
big fat Daddy C, Fat Cat!
Hmm, I didn't order any entertainment.
Sorry, mates, but Gadget needs some cover.
No problem!
Hey all you cats, don't sit and stare.
Swing your tails, get outta those chairs!
Put down the milk, turn up the juice.
The fur's gonna fly when we all cut loose!
So baby, stop chompin'! Let's start stompin',
with big fat Daddy C!
That's me!
It's as hot as jalepeno, at Fat Cat's Casino!
That's the place to be!
Do the Fat Cat Stomp with big fat Daddy C!
How very interesting.
Oh, Gadget!
I'm so happy to see you!
I thought it was Fat Cat!
Don't worry, Tammy. We'll get you out of here!
But you shouldn't have come.
Um... I'm... I'm working undercover.
Well, maybe I can help.
No! I don't want your help!
I'm gonna show Chip I'm just as special as you!
Golly, Tammy.
I'm not trying to prove anything to Chip, or anyone else.
You don't get someone to like you by acting like someone you aren't.
And you are Tammy. That's special enough.
Really?
Darn right. Now let's find Bink and go home.
Time to be shovin' off, pallys.
You got that right.
But I haven't found Bink yet!
Uh-oh! I'm afraid I just did!
Here goes!
Here's one cat I'd like to see,
Cheek to cheek, dancin' with me!
Come on, Fat Cat, it's your turn!
The dance floor's hot and I got nine lives to burn!
So baby stop chompin', let's start stompin',
with big fat Daddy C!
It's as hot as jalepeno at Fat Cat's Casino,
that's the place to be!
Do the Fat Cat Stomp with big fat Daddy C!
So baby stop chompin', let's start stompin',
with big fat Daddy C!
It's as hot as jalepeno at Fat Cat's Casino,
that's the place to be!
Do the Fat Cat Stomp with big fat Daddy C!
Uh-oh.
Leaving? We'd hoped we'd get another song.
But your piano seemed just the teensiest bit out of tune.
Right about...
Here!
There's the problem.
You had squirrel minors in your C-Major!
A-ha-ha-hah!
O-ha-ha-hah!
It's as hot as jalepeno at Fat Cat's Casino,
that's the place to be!
Do the Fat Cat Stomp with big fat Daddy C!
A-doo-waa!
Oh, thank you. You are too kind.
Nothing like a night of dancing
to build up an appetite.
Living over a cat food factory does have its advantages.
But, sometimes I tire of their ingredients.
That's why I'm going to let this machine
put you lovely Rescue Rangers
into an itty-bitty can, just like this.
Well, at least we'll be together!
Yeah. Real together.
You won't win in the long run, Fat Cat!
You might stop us, but there'll be others to take our place.
You mean the Junior League here?
Ha-ha-ha! Consider them dessert.
Chomp him, Bink!
Ow!
They're saved!
Whee! Whoo!
That will be quite enough.
Aaaah!
Oh, bother.
You made me miss the best part!
Too close for comfort, eh, pally?
Aw, they didn't even come close!
We've gotta find a way out of here!
Aaaah!
Aaah!
You know, I could corrupt these children.
Over the years, I could guide their innocent minds
toward a life of wrongdoing! Yes!
I could mold them in my image.
Hone them into criminal geniuses,
the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!
Ah, but who's got the time? Toss 'em in.
Aaaah!
Look alive, mates! Time to do a bit of jogging!
We can't keep this up forever.
Sorry, I'm out of ideas!
Maybe I have one!
Tammy!
What is taking so long? I want my Ranger Pate!
It's the best we can do, Chipper... I mean, I mean, Chip.
It's great, Tammy!
You can do it, Monty!
Thanks for cheerleadin, Bink.
Now it's up to you, Zipper.
Ack! It's that disgusting little fly! Get him!
Hey! What's going on out there!
As always, when you want something done right,
do it yourself!
Ow! You little beast!
O-oh! My mouse!
Stop the machine! Stop the machine!
Whew.
Woosh. Nearly had a Monterey flapjack!
Get down there and get my statue!
Gosh, it sure is dark.
Get down there!
Lose something, Fat Cat?
Be careful with that! Give it to me!
Here ya go. Whoops!
No-o-o!
Hello there.
My mouse!
Lookin' for this?
You numskulls!
Get me out of this thing!
I hope they weren't too much trouble.
Nah. A couple a bonzer princesses they was.
Ha-ha-ha!
Well, I guess you are ready to be a Rescue Ranger.
Well, maybe.
Or maybe not.
But I still think you're cute!
Tammy!
Ha-ha-ha!
He-ho-ho!