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DALE BESIDE HIMSELF
(Ruslan, SVZ)
http://www.cdrr.ru

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Egad, DTZ. Erkburgles again?

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That junk food
is going to stunt your growth.

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This planet's a great place for a vacation,

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but I'll be glad to get back to Fleeblebrox.

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Come on, transform.
We don't have all day.

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I don't wanna go back.

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I like it here. I'm staying.

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You're going.

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I'm staying!

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You're going!

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I'm staying!

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You're going!

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I'm staying!

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I can't understand it, mates.

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I had enough nuts to make a cartload

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of me Walnut Wallaroo Cookies.

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Hey, you fathead! I'm watching that.

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Not any more.
Did you eat Monterey Jack's walnuts?

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Uh... Uh-uh.

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Well, then, who did?

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It was space aliens. Big ugly Martians.

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My cookies are famous,
but I don't think they're intergalactic.

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Ridiculous! You watch too much TV.

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Now get out there
and get us some more walnuts.

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Wha...?

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Wow!

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The Great Eskimo Chief MightyMuckLuck

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taught me this recipe

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whilst I was hitchhiking
through the southern Arctic,

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in the middle of a snowstorm.

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Are there a lot of walnut trees
in the Arctic?

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Oh, of course not, Gadget, love.

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They use walrus nail clippings instead.

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I gotta get a bigger hammer.

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That earthling's trying to kill me!

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Wow! It looks like a spaceship.

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Yikes!

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Oof!

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My erkburgles!

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Wow-Wow!

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A for-real space alien!

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I got ya now!

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Hiya, Mr. Space Alien.
Yikes!

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Hey, let go. Let go!

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Wow! Just like in the movies.

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Are you gonna take over our planet?

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Are you? Huh? Are you? Are you?

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Gee, no.
I just wanna stay here and have fun.

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Hey! Maybe you could be
a rescue ranger.

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What's a rescue ranger?

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Why, that's me.

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Neato!

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Whoa!

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Ha ha ha ha ha!
Golly, you look just like me.

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Hey, Dale! Where are those walnuts?

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Uh-oh. You better hide your ship.

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No problem.

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Monterey Jack's ready for the walnuts
to add to his cookies.

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Um... What walnuts?

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Oh...

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Hey! He thought you were me.

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And two Dales gotta be better than one!

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Now, all you have to do
is pick 'em and toss 'em down to me.

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I have a better idea. Watch this.

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Neat, huh?

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Yeah. But how are we gonna
get these walnuts home?

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Easy.

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Hyah! Hyah!

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It's a shame we couldn't finish making
your famous Walnut Wallaroos, Monty.

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Too right!

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But a Wallaroo without its walnuts

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is like a mouse without his cheese.

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I'll just have to find us
something else to cook up.

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Uh, golly, Monty, we don't want you
to go to any more trouble.

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If Dale weren't so lazy,

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we'd have plenty of walnuts by now.

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I hope that's enough!
Well, see you.

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I got some more work to do.

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I can't believe it!

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Sloppy old Dale cleaning
without being yelled at?

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Huh?

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Hey, Chip, my lad.

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Gadget needs us to give her a hand
with some heavy equipment.

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But... but Dale was just...

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But the ranger plane...

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And Dale, he was just...

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Yeah, he sure did a bonzer job on it.

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Looks better than new.

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Come on, now.
Don't want to keep Gadget waiting.

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A blinder of a job this is, Gadget.

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How's about we take five?

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Sure, guys. Just put it...

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...anywhere.

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Ah.
Ah!

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Dale, where's my typewriter?

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In your workshop.

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How'd you do that?

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Aw, it was a snap.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Whoa!

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DTZ!

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This is Bric and Brac

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calling from the moter ship.

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Our sensors are oning in on you.

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It's only a matter of time
before we find you

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and make you come home.

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So there.

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Oh, no! I have to hide.

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Hey, pallies, how about
a few more Walnut Wallaroos?

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Come on, now. You gotta eat 'em.

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We've got 30 dozen more.

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Gosh! Dale sure did a super job
cleaning this room, didn't he?

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Right you are, Gadget.

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Looks like we got ourselves
a new and improved Dale.

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Well, I just hope the new Dale stays,

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and the old Dale never, never comes back.

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Then, after you finish washing my shirts,
you get to do my dishes.

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Grrreat! But first,
how would you like to take a little spin?

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Wow! You mean it? I get to fly it?

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She's all yours.

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Hot doggies!

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Neato! Just like in the movie,

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"Flying Rutabagas From The Planet..."

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Yahoo!

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What was that?

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Out with the old Dale, and in with the new.

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Rats! He's got my erkburgles.

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Wowee zowie! I'm a real spaceman.

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Pleased to see
you've come to your senses.

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We knew you'd get bored it that planet.

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We prepare for your arrival.

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Gosh! They even knew I was coming.

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Hey!

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DTZ! Quit fooling around
and report to the control room.

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Destination, please.

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Hey, neat!

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Uh, control room, I guess.

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Thank you.

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A-ah! Whoa! A-a-a-ah!

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Finally.

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Uh, take me to your leader, spaceman.

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Really!

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Better can the hokey Earth humor, DTZ.

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Brac is in one of his moods.

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I just want to get home to Fleeblebrox!

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DTZ, transform out of
that ridiculous shape

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and let's get going.

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Right, DTZ. Set course for Umchuk-Five.

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What?

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I promised the wife I'd pick up a few things
at the market on the way home.

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My proto-unit said there'd be days like this.

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Aw, come on, Brac.

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It won't take more
than a couple of megaseconds.

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Gosh! This is better than the movies.

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Golly, Dale,

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it's incredibly helpful of you
to help with the ranger plane.

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I never knew you had
an interest in thrust coefficients.

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Just trying to be useful around here.

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Well, that ought to do it.

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Just flip that switch.

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Golly, this is exciting!

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Let me know if you need any more help.

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Golly. Again.

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You know what this is going to do
to our insurance rates, don't you?

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Where's DTZ now?

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I sent the little glork-brain to his room.

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Golly, what good are buttons in the spaceship
if they don't let you push 'em?

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Hey! Now, this is more like it.

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I wonder what this does?

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This is the artificial gravity control.

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Thanks!

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Gravity is now 12 times Fleeblebrox standard.

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If DTZ is behind this...

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Oh, boy, oh, boy!

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Artificial gravity
has now been terminated.

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Whoa!

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Uh... Beam me up, Scotty.

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He's still in that alien form.

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This is very strange.

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Even for DTZ.

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We have to get him back
to his Fleeblebroxian self.

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Perhaps we could cook something up?

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Of course.

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Say, DTZ?
Feel like having a snack?

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Here you go, DTZ.

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The best snack in the universe.

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Erkburgles!

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Bleah!

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Are you guys crazy or something?

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Don't you have any hot dogs?

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It's terrible.

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He's becoming a... an earthling.

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We must rush him
back to Fleeblebrox for treatment.

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Yes, we must.

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I'm sorry it has to come to this, DTZ.

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But we have to freeze you
before you get worse.

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Hey, hey, cut it out!
You got the wrong guy!

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It's for your own good, DTZ!

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We'll cure you of being an earthling.

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This'll help Dale relax.

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Right. The lad's lost his sense of fun.

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Gee whillikers!

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First you guys want him to change,

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and then you're not happy when he does.

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On the other hand,
he sure has been acting weird.

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Hey, Dale, look.
There's a science fiction movie on.

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Yeah, looks like a real ripper.
Come join us.

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But I was just going outside
to dust the leaves.

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Golly, we don't want you to overwork.

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Come sit by me.

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Okey-doke. I just want to be helpful.

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I should just leave you
in the frozen-food section on Umchuk-Five.

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Space-pod room.

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Thanks.

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You're welcome.

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I sure hope this works.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

218
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I love comedies!

219
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

220
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I'll go make some popcorn.
Ha ha ha... Huh?

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Aliens!

222
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A-a-a-ah!

223
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We're being attacked by aliens.
They can take our shapes.

224
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Now, that sounds like the old Dale to me.

225
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Calm down, Dale. It's only a movie.

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Aliens!

227
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I'll teach you to take my place.

228
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,060
Hey, cut it out!

229
00:17:19,070 --> 00:17:20,739
Break it up, boys.

230
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Uh-oh. We got a problem here.

231
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Crikey! Which one's the alien?

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He is!

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Am not!
Are too!

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Am not!

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Are too, are too, are too!

236
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Why, you...

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You were supposed to thaw me,
not cook me.

238
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Shh! Not in front of the natives.

239
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Strike me starkers!
A real spaceship, with real aliens.

240
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All right, DTZ.

241
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We're due back
on Fleeblebrox in just ten zazlinks.

242
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We don't have time for games.

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Go on, go home.

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You go.

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No, you!

246
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Uh-uh, you!

247
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No, you!

248
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That will be quite enough!

249
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Bric? The armament, please.

250
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:41,910
Uh-oh.

251
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Golly! This looks awfully serious.

252
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Show yourself immediately, DTZ,

253
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or we will atomize this planet to tiny bits.

254
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'Cause we know it's your favorite thing.

255
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We're a mite partial to it, too.

256
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,220
Don't worry, Dale. They're bluffing.

257
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Wait a minute.

258
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:03,200
You can't blow up
this planet, or you'll blow up too.

259
00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:07,500
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

260
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:18,010
We're made of unstable molecules.

261
00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:20,550
We like blowing up. Heh heh!

262
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Maybe they're not bluffing.

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00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:25,057
Excellent, DTZ.

264
00:19:25,257 --> 00:19:28,755
We knew you couldn't
turn your back on Fleeblebrox.

265
00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:31,510
You can drop the disguise now.

266
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,770
Now what?

267
00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:47,082
What is that stuff?

268
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:49,870
Erkburgles!

269
00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,921
Ugh. Disgusting,
the way some people lose control.

270
00:20:00,091 --> 00:20:03,373
You have tricked DTZ
into revealing himself.

271
00:20:03,542 --> 00:20:07,806
He'd never be happy here
without his erkburgles.

272
00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:09,150
Ah!

273
00:20:12,072 --> 00:20:14,040
It's nice to have the old Dale back.

274
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:19,131
Right, pallie! Space aliens
are downright boring next to you.

275
00:20:19,331 --> 00:20:23,930
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!