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But it says he was robbed by wolf!
Oh, don't believe everything you read Muldoon!
Hey! This was supposed to be a cheeseburger.
Monterey Jack!
Could you please chomp a little softer?
Yeah! We're trying to listen!
Sorry mates. Hard to be quiet when there's cheddar in the air.
But it says some guy saw
a hairy beast with huge fangs right near here.
Oh, it's just the full moon.
It brings out all the weirdoes.
Full moon? Beast? Werewolf!
It's a werewolf, see, it's just like in my comics.
Will you be quiet?
That's just a silly comic book!
Silly? Comics are informational.
Attention all cars in Lankershim and Cauenga.
Wolf reported robbing a residence.
A wolf? See?
And then I heard this strange howling,
and the next thing I knew,
this huge beast leaped through the window
and ran upstairs.
Come on, Muldoon. Looks like we're playing dogcatchers.
Come on, Dale!
B-b-but there's a werewolf up there!
You read too many comics, Dale. Now come on!
Easy on Dale, Gadget.
There's plenty of stranger things in this mouse's world than a...
Werewolf!
Man! That's the biggest dog I've ever seen.
And it has a pretty expensive appetite.
Wowie! A real werewolf!
There's no such thing as werewolf,
and I'll prove it!
Where is Dale? I want him to see this.
Knowing Dale, he's probably off reading his horror comics.
Well, it certainly looks like a wolf's hair.
Crickey! Dale was right! It was a werewolf!
Don't be silly.
It's an ordinary wolf, not a werewolf.
I knew that.
Eh... But why would a wolf want to steal jewels?
Maybe we can find out
when we the wolfs at the zoo tomorrow.
What's all this?
Wolfsbane. It keeps werewolves away.
Ah-choo!
Pyoo! That'd keep anyone away!
That only works in comic books.
Oh, yeah?
You don't see any werewolves here, do you?
The burglar's fur seems to match your husband's.
Oh, dear! I knew he was up to something, but a thief?
The last couple of nights, I woke up, and Harry was gone.
Gone? How'd he get over the fence?
I don't know.
But every morning he'd be back inside,
just like nothing were happened!
And the other morning Harry came home with this!
You see! Werewolves always rip right out of their clothes.
Have you talked to him about it?
He says he doesn't remember,
but he's so worn out, he sleeps through the whole day.
It's all a mystery!
That's OK! Solving a mystery is what we love best.
Right, but couldn't we wait
until after the full moon to solve it?
Nothing like a game in cards
to pass the time on a stakeout.
Gee, thanks, pally.
If somebody has gonna grab Harry tonight,
he'll have to get past us.
I still say we could have waited until after the full moon.
Really, Dale, you can't believe those horror comics.
There's no such thing as a...
Werewolf! Werewolf!
That's how he gets out.
I told you! I told you! I told you!
Let's go!
A break-in!
It must be Harry. Better check out.
No sign of Harry here.
Good. Let's go.
Is that Harry?
I told you! He's a... a... werewolf!
More like a wolfwere.
I've never heard of a wolf turning into a man before.
O-ho-ho-ho! Looks like this place could use a little pest control.
Harry, what are you doing here?
Picking up some decent threads for a change, baby.
But you can't have those things. You're an animal!
Ha-ha! You know it.
A party animal!
Arooo...
Wait! You can't just walk out like this.
Oh, you're right. I almost forgot...
My boutonniere. Ha-ha-ha!
Yes, it really does only work in comics.
Arooo...
This is too terrible to watch!
His table manners are worse than Dale's.
Oh! Ah!
Old Harry sure is wolfing it down.
'Cause I guess that's natural for him.
OK, Harry, you've had enough to eat.
It's time to get back to the zoo.
Chip's right. You can wait there until this thing wears off.
Shh!
I can't be seen talking to chipmunks,
so why don't you just chill out?
Help! A wolf! A big, bad wolf!
It's that... Tha... Whatever... It is again!
He's not getting away from me!
Come back when you have some money.
Gee! What's that guy so sore about?
I mean, I gave him free passes to the zoo.
Come on, Harry. Please.
We got to get you back to your family.
Uh-uh, no way. The night is young.
Wait! You can't just take this car!
Why not?
Well... For one thing, you don't know how to drive!
Never too late to teach an old wolf new tricks.
Arooo...
Slow down! Slow down! Watch where you're going!
Relax. I'm a human.
I can drive this thing with my eyes closed.
That was another wolf!
Look at!
Crickey! It's a werewolf!
That means that Harry...
Harry! Harry!
Help!
It ducked into those trees.
Hmm... see any sign of...
Yow! Yow!
Well, it's about time.
Sorry guys, I should have buckled up.
Golly! Is everybody OK?
Yeah. Fantastic.
That ride was like dancing with spit on the griddle.
Can we do it again? Ha-ha-ha!
Did you see the another guy?
I told you werewolves was real.
It certainly looked like he was changing into a man.
Right, in the same time poor Harry was turning back into a wolf.
Sounds worth checking out.
Harry! Harry!
Grr...
Arooo...
What can brought a wolf to the city?
Well, this one has a taste for finer things in life.
We think someone trained it to rob homes.
Oh, poor Harry!
They'll take him to the animal shelter!
You, guys, have to get Harry away from those guys,
and take him to the zoo.
Right-o, Chipper. Piece of cheesecake!
Dale and I will track down that...
Werewolf!
Uh... Garlic and mirrors?
Oh, that's for vampires.
Shuck, there's just no way to cure a werewolf.
I mean, a wolfwere or...
Hey! The tracks lead to professor Nimnul's laboratory!
He can't help.
Mad scientists are only good for Frankenstein monsters.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Yep, it's professor Nimnul, all right.
Come on, let's see what he's up to.
Here I sit on a treasure-trove of stolen loot,
and the police are out, looking for a wolf!
Arooo! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
And it's all thanks to my little metamorphosizer.
Oh, I'm such an animal!
Oops. Mustn't let any get away.
I'd be howling mad. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Arooo!
Hey!
Oh, you'd like to get your tazmanian claws on me, wouldn't you?
Grr! Grr! Grr!
Well, here, you fur-brained devil!
Take your best shot!
Grr! Grr!
Huh?
Grr! Grr! Grr! Grr!
What? Nimnul is crazy!
We're not so tough now, are we?
That's what's changing Harry.
Yeah.
I'll get the bunny's metamorphosizer.
Rrr! Rrr!
Aah! Aah!
Why don't we get this one first?
Whould you mind changing us back first.
I'm feeling a "hare" puny.
I'm not sure we know how.
Uh-oh!
Oh, thank you.
So this what made Harry a man.
And Nimnul a wolf.
Hey, what's that?
Aah! My metamorphosizers!
Give them here, you vermin!
All right!
Maybe a human is too clumsy to catch a chipmunk,
but let's see how they fare against their natural predators!
Attaboy, Zipper. You're the best lock picker I know.
Great. At least something's going my way.
Uh-oh.
Zipper's right, lad.
This is no time to be caught with your pants down.
A-a-a-ah!
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Where'd he go?
I don't care. Let's just get out of here.
Looking for a way out?
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Not so easy to lose a wolf, is it?
So where are those miserable rodents?
Gotcha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
My metamorphosizer!
It's smashed!
If I can't replace it, I'll be stuck as a wolf forever!
Yoo-hoo!
I'll get it!
All right!
Aah! Aah!
Grr! Grr!
Aah! Aah!
Grr! Grr!
Aah! Aah!
One ranger glider coming up!
Maybe Gadget can use these to keep Harry from changing.
Rescue Rangers, away!
Oh, Harry, you're so... pink!
I know, Harriet, but I'm still hairy at heart.
So it's these things that bring out the man in Harry...
And the wolf in professor Nimnul.
Right! Both of them have to be holding one.
Crickey! If he wanted hair, why didn't he just buy a toupee?
Nimnul changed to the wolf for these robberys.
And when the police got close,
he turned back into a human to wisdom.
So Harry must be wearing one of these.
We found it! It's up here, behind his ear.
Just leave it there, Dale.
We don't want to break it
until after Nimnul turns him back into a wolf.
Oh, I don't like the sounds of that.
Nimnul can't turn him back.
Nimnul's gizmo is sorta... smashed.
You mean I'm stuck like this? Ouch!
Don't worry. We can put one of these on Nimnul.
I get it. Then make them switch back.
All we have to do is find him.
I'll change those miserable hairballs into wereslugs!
Well, I reset it. We just have to put this on Nimnul.
Actually, the electronics were kinda simple.
Gotcha!
Like rats in a trap!
Hand over my metamorphosizer!
Go ahead. Then he'll switch Harry back.
Where's the other one?
It doesn't matter. I only need one.
He's still wearing one.
Finally I can change out of this flee-bitten body.
Aah! What happened?
Wel, if I didn't change, who did?
This is terrible! I was better-off before!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Too-ra-loo! Looks like a nightmare in a puzzle factory!
We got to stop this.
Zipper, go get the other metamorphosizer.
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Looks like that report of monsters in the zoo was no joke.
It can't be as weird as that wolf burglar.
Let's go.
A-ah! Put that down!
Wait! Where are you going with that?
Aah! Let me...
Yes. There.
Is this weird enough for you?
Someone left open the door at the twilight zone.
Well, that ought to keep Nimnul out of trouble.
Thank godness! Now things can get back to normal.
Easier said than done, luv.
Thanks.
Well, Harry, that takes care of everyone but you.
Oh, Harry, it's so good to have you back.
Thank the Rescue Rangers, Harriet.
They brought out the beast in me. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
See, Dale, there was no werewolf,
just another one of professor Nimnul's crazy plans.
You right. I'm through reading those silly werewolf comics.
From now on, I'm only reading about swamp monsters and vampires.
Oh, no, you're not!
Wait! Cut that out!