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Careful, men. That's far enough.
I was right! It's definitely the thighbone
of a giant smellasaurus.
Nobody move!
The slightest disturbance could shatter this specimen!
OK, who did that?
We must have hit an underground pocket of gas.
It's a dinosaur egg!
It must have been uncovered by the explosion.
This could be the greatest find in history!
We must get this back to the museum at once!
Careful with that egg, men.
It's millions of years old.
I can't wait to write a 50-page research paper about it.
Hey! Look what followed me home.
I-I tried to make him go away,
but he insisted on coming with me.
Oh, no! Not another one.
Isn't he cute?
You got to stop bringing animals home all the time.
We don't have room for...
Oh! He likes you. Can I keep him? He wouldn't be any trouble.
That's what you said about that about the frog
that tried to eat Zipper.
And the baby kitten that used me for a scratching post.
Oh, I can't help it that animals like me.
You mean like the goldfishes that followed you home?
A pet is a big responsibility, Dale.
Especially when they're bigger than you are.
I'll take care of him every minute of a day.
And I'll see to it that he never makes a mess.
Well, almost never.
Dale, this puppy has a collar with a tag on it.
He must belongs to some little boy or girl.
You take him back where you found him. Right away!
A-a-aw.
Drop it right now!
O-o-oh!
Oh, boy! A lizard!
I bet that you'd really like to stay with me, wouldn't you?
Ruffles! Here, Ruffles!
Ruffles! You're back!
I missed you so much.
It must be great to have a pet.
Hey, why don't you...
Come back here, you, lizard!
I want you for my science project!
Uh-oh!
This way, pal!
You're trapped now!
Ow!
Mama!
Oh, I guess he wanted you for a pet.
Say. You'd make a great...
No. I better not. They'd never let me keep you.
You better go home now, OK?
Hey! What are you doing?
Go home. Shoo!
Gosh, he's cute.
Read my lips: go home!
I guess, I'll never see him again.
Aah!
Looks like the coast is clear.
We're gonna have to hide you in my room.
Come on, Dale! Shake yout tail. We got a mission.
You'd better go without me.
You already missed breakfast.
Are you OK?
I don't feel good.
I'll probably be OK as soon as you're gone...
I mean by the time you get back.
Well, all right, if you're sure you're OK.
I hope I'm not coming down with something too.
Yippee! Now I got all day to play with my new pet!
Now, when I say "roll over," you roll over. Like this.
Ha-ha, that's great!
Now, try it again.
Roll over! Come on!
Roll over! Roll over! Roll...
That's a good idea!
I'll teach you to fetch a stick.
Now, fetch!
OK, now you try it.
Now, wait a minute. There's something wrong here.
I bet you're hungry. Wait here.
I don't know what lizards eat, so I brought a little of everything.
Gosh, you are hungry!
I better get some more food.
This is the last of the... Whoa!
Oh, no!
You got big!
Phew, what a mission!
Uh-oh. They're back.
Remember that trick I taught you? Freeze!
I don't know what went wrong with the Ranger Plane.
Dale!
Shouldn't you be in bed?
I... slept down here on a sofa.
40 winks sounds like just the ticket!
Whoa!
Yeah! It's a bit lumpy!
Ahh.
We had terrible problems with the Ranger Plane
on the way back.
Yeah. A faulty wing flap was causing it to roll over.
Don't say that.
Don't say what?
Roll over!
Aah!
Ah! Ah!
It's a dinosaur!
No, it's my... It's my pet lizard!
You dummy!
It looks just like the picture of the dinosaur in your comic book.
He's too small to be a dinosaur.
Maybe he's a baby dinosaur.
In any case, we'll have to find out where he came from.
Can I keep him as a pet until then?
I suppose so.
Oh, boy! I'm gonna name him Steggy.
But you have to be responsible for him.
I will. I'll feed him, and teach him tricks and...
Oh, but all he wants to do is watch TV
and look at comic books.
Sounds like the perfect pet for you.
This is a real mistery!
There haven't been any dinosaurs for millions of years.
Oh, yeah? Then what did he do?
Drop out of the sky?
We interrupt the second rate monster movie
for a news bulletin.
Scientists at the city museum of natural history today
reported a dramatic discovery -
a dinosaur egg in perfect condition.
Ya-a-ah!
Wait! Come back!
Yuck!
Oh, no!
Don't worry, mates!
I'll save him!
OK, start worrying!
Come on!
Are you all right?
Right as rain, Gadget-luv, and twice as wet.
I wonder why he ran off like that in the first place?
I don't know, but he's going to have to learn to be careful.
Yeah, he could get hurt.
Look out!
Well, we could have been flattened.
No kiddin! It's a good thing that...
He talked!
Yes. I've learned your language by studying Earth literature.
What do you mean "Earth literature"?
He means my comic books.
Zowie!
Then you're not really a dinosaur at all.
Oh, I am a dinosaur,
but I come from another planet in a galaxy far, far, away.
We've lived there happily for millions of centuries.
Hidding in the clearings of the swamp-like environment.
We've built cities to house our population.
We've learned to live together in perfect harmony.
There have been no wars, no fighting on our planet
for thousands of years.
For we have learnet to be content with what we have.
And through the years our artists and scientists
have contributed to our busy society,
making our lives meaningful and complete.
We have even stared the stars of the sky
and developed our own space program
to explore the planets of the Galaxies around us.
One planet have particulary had the requirements
nesessary to support our life forms -
the planet you call Earth.
Millions of years ago,
we launched a flee of spacecrafts to travel to this planet.
We maintained radio contact with them
until soon after they landed here.
Then without warning, all communications ceased.
With the failure of our space program
we were too fearful to continue exploring the planets
and abandoned future space research.
But I was determined to find out what happened to my ancestors.
So, outfitting our last spaceship
with the large supplie of food packets,
I trawelled across the Universe to see for myself.
Meanwhile at the natural history museum,
my spaceship's being mistaken for a dinosaur egg.
The dinosaur egg they found is a spaceship?
Zowie!
Just a few more adjustments.
I want to thank you for saving me from that evil villain
who tried to capture me.
That's what Rescue Rangers are for.
Besides, now, that we're friends,
we can play a whole lot of neat games!
Perhabs... I'm afraid your games of fetch
and roll over are a bit too simple for me.
The Ranger Plane is ready to fly!
Great. Where do I sit?
I seem to be gaining some unwanted pounds.
Imagine how big you'll be when you're full-grown dinosaur.
But I was already full-grown when I left my planet.
What? What?
Aah!
Yeow!
Yikes!
Sorry about that landing.
That's all right, Gadget, love.
I'm starting to get used to it.
Ow!
Anybody seen Steggy?
He must have escaped from the reptile exhibit.
This way, men!
They must be after Steggy!
We're gonna find him first!
Righto, mate! But where?
Zowie!
So this is what you've turned into.
Steggy, we got to get out of here!
I've found out what happened to the last colony.
Something here on the Earth made them grow to giant size.
But as their bodies grew big, their brains grew small.
And they got... got... um...
What did they get?
Dumb?
Yeah, yeah, that's it. Dumb.
As they got bigger, they got...
What was that again?
Gosh! Steggy's brain must be getting smaller.
First they got dumber, then they g...
No, no, wait.
No, first, they got bigger, and then... No, that's not right.
You'd better stay here with Dale, Steggy,
while we try to find your spaceship.
Right. I'll stay here with...
What was your name again?
I swear, dr. Pildown, it was a big lizard,
like a baby dinosaur.
If this is a joke, I'll have you put in charge of the
children's group tours!
Anything but that, doc!
If you find anything, I'll be in my lab.
All right, Steggy. Roll over!
Gosh! You can't remember anything now except the tricks I taught you.
Ooh, you used to think those games were too simple.
Oh, all right, Steggy. Fetch!
No, Steggy, don't fetch!
Huh?
We got to get out of here, pal!
Somebody might have heard those bones falling.
Oh, no!
Wait till doc Pildown gets a load of this.
He won't get away this time!
I better get help!
Keep an eye on him till I get back with dr. Pildown.
If you were a spaceship, where would you be?
Outer space?
Somebody's coming!
I can't wait to see what's in that egg.
Will dr. Pildown,
please, come to the dinosaur room immediately!
It had better be important.
Come on, Zipper! Let's go!
Now, that we're up here how do we get inside?
Shh!
Hmm.
It's no use, mates. We're sure to make noise
breaking inside this baby.
Aah!
Good work, Monty.
Wow! All this inside a little old egg!
I'll bet this is easy to fly!
Aah! Aah!
I can't find them anywhere.
I guess I'll to have to find Steggy on my own.
After all, he's my responsibility.
If you're right, this will make
another terrific research paper!
I swear doc, we've caught it this time.
And it's even bigger than I remembered.
Oh, no!
Steggy! Remember the tricks I taught you?
Freeze!
A Stegosaurus has a brain the size of walnut.
You should be so lucky!
You've roped one of our dinosaur models!
You see?
Nothing but plaster.
We'll get him, doc!
Roll over, Steggy!
Ya-a-a-ah!
Aah!
This is incredible!
Jump, Steggy!
I've got it! I've got it!
Are you all right, Monty?
Never better.
Been taller, however.
We got to get out of here!
The creature is in my lab!
There is a bunch of guys chasing us!
Don't you ever stop eating, Steggy?
He's probably missed having food from his own planet.
Hey!
The growth process is reversing!
Yeah. And he's getting smaller!
It must be the food from my own planet
that keeps me small.
Hey! You're getting smarter, too.
He won't get away this time, men.
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
That's it, Steggy,
show him how a dinosaur flies!
I don't think I'll write that research paper after all.
Well, it's 83 kvazillion miles back to my planet.
I'd better get moving before rush hour.
My people will be interested
in learning what really happened to their ancestors.
Ohh.
Oh, uh, Dale?
Yeah?
I'd like it very much if you'd come and live with me on my planet.
Oh, yeah?
But I'm not alloved to have any pets.
Ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha!
Well, maybe he couldn't handle the responsibility.